Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Someone came in the potted fern
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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