You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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