he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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