her vagine was all disorganized.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My pussy is not your playground.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Randomize
