these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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