how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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