the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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