If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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