Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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