Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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