It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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