How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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