do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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