You made me cry and you don't even care
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
farters have to be the big spoon...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
