she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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