I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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