Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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