If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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