Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Randomize
