Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I checked into jail on foursquare
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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