Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.