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Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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