Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Need sex. Gaining weight.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize