id be glad to
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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