What a fucking waste of an outfit
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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