I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I think I died a long time ago.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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