I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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