Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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