Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
