1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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my liver is dry heaving
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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