So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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