these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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