ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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