At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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