I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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