Your mouth is God's brothel.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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