oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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