So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
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I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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