I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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