We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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