My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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