On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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