I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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