Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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