i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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