oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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