It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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