just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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