So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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