I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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