OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling