I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
