try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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